The Baconator

So, apparently, Wendy's has a new offering in the heart attack waiting to happen file. Not the important part of this story. In the commercial for the Baconator, they put male faces on female bodies. and I swear to god, one of them looks just like A-rod. The face, not the body. This cannot be a coincidence. Theo, I know we've had our disagreements in the past (see: Bill Mueller, Trot Nixon). But I implore you...not A-rod. We just don't deserve it.